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Behind Chuck Norris’ beard is another fist.

Chuck Norris played golf once, the ball he hit hasn’t landed yet so technicaly he is still on the first hole.

Chuck Norris is so fast he can run around the planet and slap himself in the back of the head.

If Chuck Norris was president, he wouldn’t need the secret service saving us millions.

Chcuk Norris for President in 2012